I cannot be held responsible for what is about to come.
This will be my first go at drinking a full pot of Death Wish Coffee - French Pressed.
A couple things may happen:
My heart will give me the middle finger and blow up
I will have the reaction as Fry in Futurama and move with blinding speed
I will have massive headaches tomorrow from caffeine withdrawal and have to drink more
So let's see where this adventure goes!